SHITTY POEMS

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next time

a girl and a boy were fishing

he found himself on a mission

no salmon or trout

no shadow of doubt

could stop him on his expedition

so, he took up a strange ambition

though it did not come to fruition

his ear took a clout

his tooth got knocked out

next time he'll ask for permission!


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insomnia

there was a man that ascended

the things that he saw were splendid

he was kept up at night

staring into the light

his thoughts couldn’t be comprehended


he went off far away to amend it

did as wise men recommended

he took into his sights

all the earthly delights

his dreams left his morals offended


he flew up the road discontented

then he found his spirit expended

the wise men were right

it was all in his mind

he fell right asleep and felt mended

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